im off hiatus
NEW ALBUM: “Floating Rooms” is out now!
You can stream / download from my bandcamp here. The price is $10 with the option to tip more if you’d like.
This is my first album since “Thank You” and I really feel I’ve made huge leaps forward since then. If you folks could help spread this like WILDFIRE I would greatly, greatly appreciate it. And I really hope this finds you well and that you enjoy the heck out of it.
Let’s help spread the word! <3
New album Oct. 9th.
Get ready. <3
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
when you’re trying to jack off but your penis just ain’t cooperating
Whew! Well that took longer than expected. One of Shulk’s palettes gets a little bit spoilery so this is who it was if you don’t care about spoilers. Cheers!
*Not shown above: Ike stealing Chrom’s armor and wearing it as a trophy.
brawl is probably going to go down as the weirdest smash bros game
like it simultaneously wanted to be casual by making everything slower and floatier and wanted to be hardcore by making everything duller and darker and dingier and adding solid snake. there’s a huge story mode but instead of…
Hitori Kakurenbo (Translated: Hide and seek alone)
I have searched the internet over to satisfy my current obsession with the game Hitori Kakurenbo, and these are the things I’ve found.